Yesterday I was driving around running some errands after work.  While driving to WinCo (where I only happend upon one white trash lady yelling at her two kids) I saw a large black truck turn on the street ahead of me that had a huge black smoke cloud trailing behind it.  If there was ever a reason for smog laws this truck would be the poster child. 

As I approached a red light ahead, I saw the truck stopped ahead of me.  As I pulled up to the right of it, I curiously glanced over to see what kind of truck this gross pollueter was, what the driver looked like, etc… 

What I saw was about a 10+ year old jacked up Dodge Diesel with what looked like a 20 something year old male driver and passenger, and a large sticker along the back window that seems puzzling to me…

“I’d rather be cum’d then stroke’d”

Hmmm… I thought, I guess this is some sort of a reference to the Cummings engine inside the Dodge with some clever sexual inuendo as well?  Beats me, maybe I should have followed this truck and asked the driver for a clear explanation.