Given the awesome name of this place, I’m sure there’s an interesting story behind it. Can any of the Amigos enlighten me?

I’m envisioning a place full of see-saws, trampolines, and dudes wearing Worley Wraps. Did anybody go in there while it was open? If so, what was it like?

Why is it now closed? Did someone touch the hood of the owner’s car?

I need to know these things.


“Welcome to Jeter’s playground, dude…
Come on in, I ain’t gonna hurt ya… NAUGHLT!!!”