Here’s a crime against pop culture that shouldn’t go unmentioned…

This one pretty much speaks for itself. I challenge you to watch it all the way through.

From a certain perspective, Marky Mark is something of an inspirational role model. After doing hard time for beating a man unconscious and leaving another blind in one eye, he emerged from the long shadow cast by his brother Donnie (of New Kids on the Block fame) to become a superstar in his own right. Even so, I for one am glad that “ripped white dude dance-rap” never really caught on as a genre.

Let’s never forget that Mark Wahlberg, semi-respectable actor, used to be this guy.