Has anybody located a false Doctor Pepper yet?
I’ve looked, and even scoured a couple of Dunsmuir grocery stores with Paco – but haven’t turned up anything.

Maybe the FDA has enforced tougher restrictions on soft drinks bearing the title “Doctor”. It could be that there’s some law stating that unless such drinks can verify that they can certifiably prove that they do indeed have a PhD, they must change their name.

I’ll keep looking, though.